Just Us Unicorns

The astronomer. The programmer. The Klainer.

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thisdoesnotsuck:

therealmeighan:

IT’S NOT ME. HE’S MY BODYGUARD. …..NO! NOOOOO!

Step 1: Be told by a crazy woman that you have to decorate eggs for Easter.
Step 2: Resist.
Step 3: Succumb.
Step 4: Do not go gentle into that good night. Do that shit semi-elaborate.

Good enough, Colleen?

(These things, the things I do, they’re going to be used in the future to confirm either brilliance or instability; I haven’t yet decided which conclusion to accept.)

I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this. This will do, Meighan. This will do.( Movie: “The Bodyguard” by Eggiepiece Theatre)

Eggstraordinary, Meighan!

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stjimmyjazz:

Do you ever look at apartments and say to yourself “it’s cheap, in a good neighborhood, there’s no broker’s fee, they allow animals, what the fuck is wrong with it?”
Because that’s what I’ve been asking myself all morning.

And there are these fun drawings of people on the living room floor that look just like a Keith Haring print!

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